Tuesday, August 22, 2006


People I Know

I know a man who has been referred to as "a man with dreams. Certain goals he shall attain or die trying. He is best known for his uncanny moves on the floor of dance where he makes women and gaymien alike swoon. He has also co-opted both the shoulder brush and the phrase "watch yourself" to the point where they are now his calling cards."

In other news: I learned today that 2 minutes is a bit long to have you instant oatmeal in your freshly cleaned microwave. KABLOWIE

Monday, August 07, 2006



How to open a beer bottle with an ordinary 8.5 x 11 piece of paper.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006


Castro Is Dead!

At least that's what I said when I got food poisoning from a Cuban sandwich.

In other abuse your insides with food news: For those of you who subscribe to the Benny Hoh newsletter you may recall a line item about my experience at SpokeyWorld with a deep fried twinky. Well hear me now (or read me as the case may be) I shall be attending the Orange county fair next year to try a Krispy Kreme Chicken Sandwich.

A special Benny Hoh Train Whistle goes out to a man known as Moesch who made me aware of the above concoction.

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