Benny Hoh Blog

I have regaled many of you with tales of Russian spy ships off the coast of Fort Lauderdale. These tales may have created or increase suspicions about how and why I would know such information. So without further adue, I would like to for the record let each and every one of you know that I am not a Russian spy.

In other news, if you do not already subscribe are interested in receiving a copy of this year's Benny Hoh newsletter, please email bhohmann@gmail.com with "Newsletter" in the subject line. Note: For this is not the email I use for everyday correspondence.

Penicillin makes one's pee smell rank.

P.S. According to this site and via my own extrapalation, if you have strep I could cure you with my pee.

I think this falls in the C&C Music factory category of "Things that make you go hmmm"

Gluttony is my favorite part of the holidays. Many of you have heard the tails I have weaved regarding my deep fried twinkie adventures and I would like to make an addendum for you all.

What do deep fried twinkies have to do with the holidays? you ask.

Nothing really but I figured if one is going to be gluttoness during the holidays than why not go all out. So... that being said I wanted to share with you some savory deep fried recipes that not only will ensure that what ever they touch becomes greasily transparent but also removes the "Savory vs. Sweet" debate you may often encounter as I do when it comes to what to eat.

Deep Fried Yummies Below:

Savory

• Spaghetti and Meatballs on a Stick
• Cheeseburger
• Macaroni and Cheese
• Cheese Curds
• Pizza
• Dill Pickles
• Pretzels
• Vegetables & Fruit: Avocado, Tomatoes, Olives, Asparagus, Artichoke Hearts
• Cicadas

Sweet

• Coca-Cola
• Twinkies
• Oreos
• Cheesecake
• Mars Bars