Thursday, March 10, 2005
An End to the Israeli Palestinian Conflict
In one short morning I have developed 3 fool proof plans to end the Israeli Palestinian Conflict. That's right; a conflict that has been more or less going on for thousands of years was solved this morning by yours truly.
1.Ynetnews (Yedioth Aronoth English Website) reports that Israel Defense Forces believe incoming recruits and soldiers who play Dungeons and Dragons are unfit for elite units. Apparently the IDF feels that “These people have a tendency to be influenced by external factors which could cloud their judgment. They may be detached from reality or have a weak personality - elements which lower a person's security clearance, allowing them to serve in the army, but not in sensitive positions."
Hello!!! I readily admit that I don’t know poop about Dungeons and Dragons but if some dude can turn into a Wizard or Orch or something and cast spells, I want him fighting on my side.
2. Since both the Israeli and Palestinian armies consist of almost all men I suggest that the leaders of these nations/nations to be institute a policy where they have all members of their military wear women’s underwear. If you have soldiers march around in that stuff for a few days straight they’ll be feeling too damned happy to shoot anybody.
3. Lastly, the Jews have showed great restraint to date but they could always release the Hebrew Hammer. He’d straighten things out.
