Wednesday, March 02, 2005
I Can't Even Make This Stuff Up
At the risk of appearing to have some sort of Aussie fetish, I have to inform you all of the latest cool ass stuff going on in that country. An Australian based paper company has developed a way of making toilet paper out of Kangaroo poop. Apparently having a pouch is not the only usefully thing marsupials have. Perhaps the fact that animal poop can be in itself toilet paper is why you don't see too many members of the animal kingdom needing to wipe.
Meanwhile back in the US of A some guy got the crap tasered out of him by the cops for overloading his plate at the salad bar at Chuck E. Cheese.
I in no way mean to bad mouth the US of A because we do occasionally come up with cool ideas like the United States Beer Drinking Team. The latest from them is that they are pushing the entertainment value of beer. As if most of us didn't all ready know.
