Monday, May 23, 2005
I'm A Chronic Masticator
I masticate sometimes as many as 5-6 times a day
I think of girls when I masticate
If I am lucky a girl will agree to masticate with me
I masticate at home, in the office and sometimes in public
I even masticate in front of large groups of people
If I go a long time without masticating I get jealous of those who can masticate
If I am feeling particularly lazy I sometimes even masticate in bed.
All this posting about masticating has gotten me a little riled up so I’m going to duck out of work to go masticate.
