Thursday, July 21, 2005
More Cereal Info
In response to the poster who mentioned how they prefer Lucky Charms.... You Pagan Son of a Bitch! (I will save the Coco Puffs story for another time)
Let me tell you a little about Lucky Charms and the religious conflict there in. All the stuff in the cereal that is good for you/the oat type crunchy stuff is in the shape of crosses and Jesus Fishes... Just like Christianity... Its all about suffering for some sort of greater good etc... However ass (he he he I wrote ass by accident) we all know mixed in the oat type cereal bits are marshmallows in the shape of horseshoes and clovers a.k.a pagan symbols which may taste good but are actually bad for you. Let that information marinate in the ol noggin for a bit.
Tune in next time to see if there are other ways to find religion in your breakfast.
In swimming and what pisses me off about the Man News: Some 8 year old kid who happens to be disabled but still a super swimmer was banned at Busch Gardens. Screw them... I am banning Busch Garden. Beware of the power of Benny Hoh.
Let me tell you a little about Lucky Charms and the religious conflict there in. All the stuff in the cereal that is good for you/the oat type crunchy stuff is in the shape of crosses and Jesus Fishes... Just like Christianity... Its all about suffering for some sort of greater good etc... However ass (he he he I wrote ass by accident) we all know mixed in the oat type cereal bits are marshmallows in the shape of horseshoes and clovers a.k.a pagan symbols which may taste good but are actually bad for you. Let that information marinate in the ol noggin for a bit.
Tune in next time to see if there are other ways to find religion in your breakfast.
In swimming and what pisses me off about the Man News: Some 8 year old kid who happens to be disabled but still a super swimmer was banned at Busch Gardens. Screw them... I am banning Busch Garden. Beware of the power of Benny Hoh.
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I'll boycott Busch Gardens as soon as you admit that every other cereal pales in comparison to the sugary goodness--that is Lucky Charms!
Your 1 man boycott of Busch Gardens is admirable. Though in these days of giant multi-nationals, boycotting only one division of a corporation will have little effect. To make a boycott work it must cover all related entities. And so in this case, I guess you will be forgoing the entire Anheuser-Busch corporate family and all their refreshing products? Kudos to you sir!
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