Benny Hoh Blog

There are not many things better than screwing up with hilarious results.

For instance there was once this guy who's name rhymed with Ben. He was quasi involved with a young strumpet. Said strumpet also had interest in another young man who owned a fancy sports car. One evening this guy was sitting on an upstairs porch throwing back a few when the young man pulled up next to his house with the strumpet who guy who's name rhymes with Ben fancied. Feeling acrimonious (that means bitter) the guy decided to stew. In doing so he set down his beer. Said beer fell victim to the woes of gravity and promptly rolled off of the porch smashing on the hood of young mans car which contained the young man and strumpet. Leaping up to see what happened the guy who's name rhymes with Ben managed to knock three more beer bottles off the upstairs porch onto the young man's car. The guy who's name rhymes with Ben could only stair down at the young man and strumpet who stared angrily through the fancy car's windshield back up at him.

The guy who's name rhymes with Ben sat down soon after his accident and said, "Well that happened."