Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Add One To The Ol' To Do List
With all of your help I will soon earn credibility in the toilet expert world. This year I was noticibly abscent from the first World Toilet Summit to be held outside the Far East. I doubt much will be accomplished at the conference without my imput but who know's things have been known to go down the crapper before. However there is one idea that I find intriuging. A toilet concealed beneath the pavement during the day, but at night it rises hydraulically for use by late-night revellers.
TOILET FACTS
The average person visits the toilet 2,500 times a year
The first toilet stall in a public washroom is the least likely to be used: it is also the cleanest.
Most toilets flush in the key of E flat
Today's movie quote: "Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God I'm too late"
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