Wednesday, October 05, 2005
3 Things
A reminder to you all about 3 very fascinating if not important things in life.
1. Stupid Tax:
Stupid Tax is the periodic large fees we pay for our stupid actions. Usually there is one culminating action that really hits the nail on the head and makes you realize you were due. For instance...say you found out that you had a flight booked a day before you ever intended on leaving and it cost you 200 bucks to change.
2. A Girl can make everything OK:
A funny thing about woman folk. A phone call, a care package, an email or even a look in your general direction can make you sing songs in your head, forget about stupid tax and have you smiling all day. As crazy as they can drive you, I still say "Thank you woman folk."
3. Why we pay Stupid Tax:
We pay Stupid Tax because inherently we are stupid, however we get away with so much that it is only Karmic that after committing so many stupid acts without repercussion that every once in a while we are due. I sometimes refer to this as "Stupid poetic justice."
In other news: I feel guilty rooting for them but how can you not pull for the Yankees when they have Wang and Johnson starting. (hee hee hee)
Today's Quote: "Those aren't pillows!"
1. Stupid Tax:
Stupid Tax is the periodic large fees we pay for our stupid actions. Usually there is one culminating action that really hits the nail on the head and makes you realize you were due. For instance...say you found out that you had a flight booked a day before you ever intended on leaving and it cost you 200 bucks to change.
2. A Girl can make everything OK:
A funny thing about woman folk. A phone call, a care package, an email or even a look in your general direction can make you sing songs in your head, forget about stupid tax and have you smiling all day. As crazy as they can drive you, I still say "Thank you woman folk."
3. Why we pay Stupid Tax:
We pay Stupid Tax because inherently we are stupid, however we get away with so much that it is only Karmic that after committing so many stupid acts without repercussion that every once in a while we are due. I sometimes refer to this as "Stupid poetic justice."
In other news: I feel guilty rooting for them but how can you not pull for the Yankees when they have Wang and Johnson starting. (hee hee hee)
Today's Quote: "Those aren't pillows!"
