Monday, November 14, 2005
Curse Of The Condom
Bad Time to have a condom #1.
When you are exiting the drug store with condoms in hand and you run into the woman you were going to meet in 15 minutes.
Bad Time to have a condom #2.
It is condom handout day on campus and all 45 condoms fall out of your pocket in the middle of class causing your philosophy professor to ask what kind of night you have planned.
Today's Movie Quote:
"Ya smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is."
When you are exiting the drug store with condoms in hand and you run into the woman you were going to meet in 15 minutes.
Bad Time to have a condom #2.
It is condom handout day on campus and all 45 condoms fall out of your pocket in the middle of class causing your philosophy professor to ask what kind of night you have planned.
Today's Movie Quote:
"Ya smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is."