Tuesday, November 01, 2005
I'm Not Asian
As the readership of this blog grows (26 hits a day), it has come to my attention that it has reached beyond just people I know. This has led to some interesing emails. As happy as I am to be held in higher regard for any reason, let it be known that Benny Hoh is a play on many things but it is not my complete name. Hence, for those of you who were psyched that I am Asian, I hate to disapoint. I am a mut just like most other Americans.
In things I try not to put in my mouth news:
In stupid reasoning news: A new vaccine that protects against cervical cancer has been created but it is being protested because it allegedly encourages sex.
In Britain must stink news: A baked bean war has broken out.
Trivia Answers:
Friaday's Quote: "Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls."
Monday's Quote: "The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives..."
Today's Movie Quote: "Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear."
In things I try not to put in my mouth news:
In stupid reasoning news: A new vaccine that protects against cervical cancer has been created but it is being protested because it allegedly encourages sex.
In Britain must stink news: A baked bean war has broken out.
Trivia Answers:
Friaday's Quote: "Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls."
Monday's Quote: "The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives..."
Today's Movie Quote: "Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear."
