Friday, December 02, 2005
Missile Toe
Three very important questions.
1. How come you never hear of women getting athletes foot. Is this just a guy thing or is it just one more of those women are probably much grosser then men but take the time to cover up any of their grossities. DISCLAIMER: I in know way find women as a whole gross. I am still your biggest fan.
2. Why don't astronauts get athletes foot. Because they get missile toe! ZING
3. Would it be a turn on or turn off to sleep with some one with batman pillow cases/linens?
Faustino Vaillant my ass. I call him Whitey. (Sorry if this only makes sense to me and a few others)
Trivia Answers:
Tuesday's Quote: "Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it."
Wednesday's Quote: "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."
Thursday's Quote: "A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
Today's Movie Quote: "Oh my God she made me a present. I am an asshole"
1. How come you never hear of women getting athletes foot. Is this just a guy thing or is it just one more of those women are probably much grosser then men but take the time to cover up any of their grossities. DISCLAIMER: I in know way find women as a whole gross. I am still your biggest fan.
2. Why don't astronauts get athletes foot. Because they get missile toe! ZING
3. Would it be a turn on or turn off to sleep with some one with batman pillow cases/linens?
Faustino Vaillant my ass. I call him Whitey. (Sorry if this only makes sense to me and a few others)
Trivia Answers:
Tuesday's Quote: "Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it."
Wednesday's Quote: "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."
Thursday's Quote: "A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."
Today's Movie Quote: "Oh my God she made me a present. I am an asshole"
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Yes, an entire bedset of batman bed linens would be a turn OFF... just FYI. The pillow case alone is okay Benny :)
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