Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Would You Rather
Slide down a rusty razor blade banister or masturbate with a cheese grater? Both are fun activities sans sharp objects. So I guess it comes down to if you were going to go out with excruciating pain would you prefer it to be on a slide or while getting your jollies?
In slow news day news: Gorillas go through menopause. Next task for scientist ED for chimps followed by cure for cancer.
In mid-drift news: Apparently when exposed one is at a health risk. HORSESHIT!
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Today's Movie Quote: "It is a matter of supernatural indifference to me whether you contaminate the natives or the natives contaminate you. I have but one concern - our mission. Let one of you provoke an incident which endangers it and I shall cause that man to curse his mother for giving him birth."
In slow news day news: Gorillas go through menopause. Next task for scientist ED for chimps followed by cure for cancer.
In mid-drift news: Apparently when exposed one is at a health risk. HORSESHIT!
Lastly, if you have not received in the past and would like to subscribe to my newsletter please email be at bhohmann@gmail.com. It is your last chance. The letter goes out this week.
Today's Movie Quote: "It is a matter of supernatural indifference to me whether you contaminate the natives or the natives contaminate you. I have but one concern - our mission. Let one of you provoke an incident which endangers it and I shall cause that man to curse his mother for giving him birth."
