Wednesday, March 29, 2006
What Would Make You More Surly Then A Crocodile
Recently while Steve Irwin likely was off duty, thieves attempted to steal a crocodile which they intended to trade for drugs. Before settling on the croc they attempted to steal a Koala but the cute and cuddly guy scratched the bajesus out the prospective thieves. I think this theory lends credence to an earlier post I had regarding how baby koalas feed from their mom's anus'. If that's how I ate, I do believe I might be a little surly too.
In false advertising news: Get paid $600 a day to get high and change litebulb is not quite the job I thought it would be.
In false advertising news: Get paid $600 a day to get high and change litebulb is not quite the job I thought it would be.
