Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Jesus
I tend to avoid entering into the vast stupidity of religious discussions as I am not really practicing in any of them. However I saw new about Jesus and although I am no more or less of a believer than I was before but I now more than ever wouldn't mind grabbing a beer with him. After all Jesus loves pornstars.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Some Things Don't Really Change
When we are little we one of the key things to learn is how things fit.
When we are grown up the same lessons exist. Especially when it comes to how they get all that beer into all those pubs.
When we are grown up the same lessons exist. Especially when it comes to how they get all that beer into all those pubs.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Chuck E Cheese
And the question of the day is... Has Chuck E Cheese ever been shut down by the health inspector for mouse droppings. The answer is yes.
In response to the Shaggin Wagon post: The spellings were my attempts at different van driver dialects. And yes its the Never Ending Story; hence my little play on words in the post.
In response to the Shaggin Wagon post: The spellings were my attempts at different van driver dialects. And yes its the Never Ending Story; hence my little play on words in the post.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Should I Own A Van/ShagenWagon
It a debate almost as old as motorized vehicles themselves. "Do I want to own a shagonWagon?" On the one hand it looks really cool but also happens to ride that "You're a big tool" line. Well my friends if this does not answer that never ending story, I don't know what will.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
You Know You Have Been In Vegas Too Long When...
Your pooh begins to smell like an ashtray and you don't even find the two giggeling old ladies who are playing fart tennis next to you on your return flt funny.... (Explosive diareha soon occured with the elderly woman directly next to me)
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
I Miss Nixon
In follow up to my recent post about one of my favorite bumper stickers "I Miss Nixon"... The Huffington post reports that Nixon once said, "I often thought, if I'd been born at another time, I just might be a rapper."
In Legal news: finally the judicial system has decided to remove the complexity of things and reform to a as far as I know pre-Greek if not caveman system of "Rock, Paper Scissors" to decide things. (True Stroy.. Happened in Florida)
"Cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women," said Britain's oldest man for why he has lasted so long.
In Legal news: finally the judicial system has decided to remove the complexity of things and reform to a as far as I know pre-Greek if not caveman system of "Rock, Paper Scissors" to decide things. (True Stroy.. Happened in Florida)
"Cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women," said Britain's oldest man for why he has lasted so long.
Friday, June 02, 2006
Hooray Doughnuts!
In case you are naive and did not know or had no intention of celebrating but the first weekend in June marks National Doughnut Day. I know I had my fair share today.
In doughnut related humor: Why did the man close the doughnut store?
He was tired of the Hole business.
In baseball news: I was recently discussion with a friend how The New York Yankees have recently signed Danny Almonte who was the little leaguer who lied about his age to participate in the little league world series. We also noted that the Baltimore Orioles intend on drafting Jeffrey Maier who was the twerp that made a Derek Jeter double at most if not an out in the 96 playoffs into a homerun... leading the way to Yankees first World Series in many years.
That being said I expect a certain half blind 27 year old with limited little league experience to get drafted in the near future. 27 is a baseball players prime, he'd never be distracted by crowds on his right and the draft is so long some team is bound to lose focus (pun intended) and draft him.
In doughnut related humor: Why did the man close the doughnut store?
He was tired of the Hole business.
In baseball news: I was recently discussion with a friend how The New York Yankees have recently signed Danny Almonte who was the little leaguer who lied about his age to participate in the little league world series. We also noted that the Baltimore Orioles intend on drafting Jeffrey Maier who was the twerp that made a Derek Jeter double at most if not an out in the 96 playoffs into a homerun... leading the way to Yankees first World Series in many years.
That being said I expect a certain half blind 27 year old with limited little league experience to get drafted in the near future. 27 is a baseball players prime, he'd never be distracted by crowds on his right and the draft is so long some team is bound to lose focus (pun intended) and draft him.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Combat
Hooray Wiki Pedia... If not for the interweb and this dorky research tool how else could one spread the word about LightSaber combat.
In Best Quote Ever News: "I believe that like sunshine and great sex, no day is bad that has barbecue in it."
In humdinger of a question that will get you in trouble and confuse you.... Are women smarter? They happen to have a noticeable affinity towards chocolate which recent studies suggest increases intelligence or do they just have boobs and know how to use them such as this 20 yr old who got beer.
In Best Quote Ever News: "I believe that like sunshine and great sex, no day is bad that has barbecue in it."
In humdinger of a question that will get you in trouble and confuse you.... Are women smarter? They happen to have a noticeable affinity towards chocolate which recent studies suggest increases intelligence or do they just have boobs and know how to use them such as this 20 yr old who got beer.
