Benny Hoh Blog

Ok, erectile dysfunction is even too awkward of a subject for me to blog about but I found this article about what one does when the Levitra girl calls amusing.

In related news... Who knew that there was an entire month dedicated to this activity, let alone one that it is scheduled to climax on May 28th.

I masticate sometimes as many as 5-6 times a day

I think of girls when I masticate

If I am lucky a girl will agree to masticate with me

I masticate at home, in the office and sometimes in public

I even masticate in front of large groups of people

If I go a long time without masticating I get jealous of those who can masticate

If I am feeling particularly lazy I sometimes even masticate in bed.

All this posting about masticating has gotten me a little riled up so I’m going to duck out of work to go masticate.

They said it wouldn’t, couldn’t and shouldn’t be done but after years of hotdogs vs. buns wars, Hotdog and bun makers in Chicago have agreed and are promising to sell the buns and hot dogs in the same numbers. We can only hope that this groundbreaking event take root in the mainstream hotdog world.

In other news… Only in West Virginia does a woman almost die from being sat on by a camel.

That Our Presence In The Middle East Has Gotten Us Into Some Deep Shit









The grossest place on earth is under the driver’s side seat of any car. Why… because as any honest driver will tell you and if you look around at other drivers, driving time = nose picking time. And of course there has to be a convenient place to keep those golden nuggets or in some cases magic nose goblins.

Porta Potty’s and similar places did not qualify because they are more official designated areas for gross stuff. One possible exception would be if this is your vehicle.

As many of you know I have recently moved to San Francisco. There are many small differences from many of the East Coast cities I have experienced and I am still getting used to them. One big difference I have noticed is that in many of the houses and apartments the locations of the toilet and bathroom/sink area are different. I am far from the most clean or hygienic person but I was always taught that when you are done with your business you take a second to wash your hands. It’s a small task and I fully understand the argument of having good aim or whipping capabilities but it’s a courteous safety precaution for you and those around you. Certainly having one’s sink in a different location as the toilet does not encourage the proper behavior. My question is why this was done in the first place. So far the only explanation I have received is that this occurrence is only in the older homes and that back in the day people were not as conscious of germs etc… I find this explanation to be poop. I lived in Boston; one of the oldest cites in the country with homes much older than anything in San Fran and never encountered a sink being in a separate room from the john.

If you can help answer the rational behind this phenomenon it would be greatly appreciated. Sorry I was too lazy to include links today.

In the immortal words of Harry Dunn, “Check out the fun bags on that hose hound,” is all I can really say about the trailer for the Dukes of Hazard movie. Anyways ladies I’m sure the gents in this film are good looking too. Of course I don’t know if there are any guys in the film. All I saw was an orange car and well you know…

In other news there is an ONLINE petition to ban the internet.

First… Some of my readers are calling for more comments. So go ahead and comment on my posts. I fully expect to be made fun of and I shall return the favor.

Second… Check out some the links in my blog roll, specifically ESB, (Elizabeth Street Brewery) which is a fun blog by a friend, fellow Vocian and local brewer. Also check out John Thomas’ blog. (He is just starting the blog thing but I’m sure if he saw people were reading it he will keep it up) The other links on my blog roll span a variety of areas and I encourage you to check them regularly as well.

Third…Shit I forgot the third thing but I’ll be sure the bitch about it later.

Not to worry my next post will be a return to my attempts at entertainment.

There is new hope for religion, specifically the Catholic Church. Not only does he shit in the woods but the Pope likes his beer.

In other news... Stevie Wonder has released a video for the blind. (Insert tastless blind joke here e.g. who's gonna watch it?)

In a recent post I mentioned that there was a higher power that prevented people not unlike myself from getting into horrific accidents due to staring at hot girls between the ages of 18 and 28 who come out of the woodwork in Boston. I have since been reminded of an incident about 5 years ago when I was riding my bike through Harvard and I witnessed one of the most awe striking and intimidating sights of my life. A ridiculously hot Harvard chic. The combination of this girl's hottiness and being way smarter than me somehow caused my bike to go strait into a fence while I was gawking at her. I still have a large scar on my leg from the accident. Anyway... there goes my higher power theory.

In other news I have moved to San Francisco which may or may not be the new nature of this blog. Right now I am experiencing a cold with the phenomenon of having used more toilet paper on my nose than ass in the last week. Here’s to having a more coherent post next time.